"To achieve sex-goddess status, you have to truly master his man bits." "Master" in both senses: the complicated way, like a Master's degree, and the mean way. you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. (Imagine you're pushing his penis into his body)." If — unbelievably — this doesn’t work, , you shameful, unable-to-please-a-man woman.Many women make the mistake of being too gentle." Second opinion: make the mistake of being too gentle. The only logical step from here is to initiate something insanely complicated. "Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions and stroking your hands upward, twisting your wrists when you reach his head as though you are turning a doorknob. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him." Non-acidic fruit won't burn… During oral, suck in air as you go down and blow it out as you go up.” And don’t worry if you burp. “As you’re going down on him, shake your head from side to side, letting your tongue follow the same pattern on the extra sensitive underside of his penis.” Huh? "As you move your mouth up and down his shaft, rotate your hand in a corkscrew motion while spiraling your tongue in the opposite direction." And remember ladies, forget to smile! "Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to 'sponge paint' his entire body.Often referred to as Cosmo, its content as of 2011 includes articles on women's issues, relationships, sex, health, careers, self-improvement, celebrities, fashion, and beauty.Published by Hearst Corporation, Cosmopolitan has 64 international editions, is printed in 35 languages, and is distributed in more than 110 countries.In 1897, Cosmopolitan announced plans for a free correspondence school: "No charge of any kind will be made to the student.All expenses for the present will be borne by the Cosmopolitan. Wells' The War of the Worlds was serialized, as was his The First Men in the Moon (1900).
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